I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did
I feel you, little duck
Some things that should be acceptable by now:
- Girls having sleepovers with boys.
- Female nipples showing.
- Marriage equality and equality in general.
- Doing what you want with your body.
- Wearing what you want,
- Kinder eggs in America.
For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people
well, they should be.
because the dRUgS NevER WoRK
thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk
CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN
THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED
[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]
ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE
[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw