miggylol:

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

image

I feel you, little duck

(via tasteslike-grey)

mayor-mossy:

querycrossing:

me.

wait why was he the bad guy i dont understand

(via tasteslike-grey)

themishasbitch:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well, they should be.

(via tasteslike-grey)

dederants:

afrig:

toweringstark:

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.

He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.

that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.

IT’S SO CUTE

HEAD AND HATRED

dederants:

afrig:

toweringstark:

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.

He hates you.

He hates everything.

But especially you.

that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.

IT’S SO CUTE

HEAD AND HATRED

(via charlottethefuckup)

elasticpoodle:

As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

elasticpoodle:

As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

(Source: memewhore, via eyebrowsofeverything)

officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

(via guy)

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

image

(via guy)

reaction to disney movie songs

  • age of 8: oh my god this is so awkward i hate these parts why isn't there just normal dialogue please stop the singing
  • age of 18: PRINCE ALIII FABULOUS HEEE ALI ABABWAAAA
minfotibaken:

youre-a-fucking-disgrace:

Why does he look like he’s being fucked

Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things.

minfotibaken:

youre-a-fucking-disgrace:

Why does he look like he’s being fucked

Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things.

(via awkwardvagina)

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

(via eyebrowsofeverything)

iwantasuperwholockurl:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

malay: nanas

iwantasuperwholockurl:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

malay: nanas

(Source: french-tea, via guy)

ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: twitterscreencaps, via guy)

we-are-like-young-avocados:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

(via eyebrowsofeverything)

pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

(Source: awesome-, via eyebrowsofeverything)